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Post  Post subject: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:52 am
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Out of the More Muddled Mormon Mindset :mrgreen: comes Emotional Incontience.
:-o Episodes easily and especially visible during LDS fast and testimony meetings. All credits given to our home-grown writer, Scousette.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:14 am
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:icon-redface: Aw bless. I've been well tutored by the sterling souls on here.


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Post  Post subject: Mormon Trafficking  |  Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:19 am
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As close as you can get to sex trafficking without getting the law involved.

Longer time frames, shorter distances. (unless you moved into the morridor)

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Post  Post subject: Hypmotized  |  Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:07 am
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HypMotized

No typo actually found in this new creation, for anyone Mormon while also finding themselves confused by only the truth.


“In a letter addressed to Dr. Leslie Cooper on 7 October 1974, Church Commissioner of Health, Dr. James O. Mason, noted that the First Presidency had cleared the following statement on hypnosis: ‘The Church regards the use of hypnosis under competent, professional supervision for the treatment of disease as wholly a medical question.

The Church advises members against participation in hypnosis demonstrations.’”


Yeah, the Mormons wish to try and take credit for any entertainment value, strictly using the LDS church as a model for being under the influence of the trance while still appearing wide awake.

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Post  Post subject: LDS Nutjob  |  Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:30 am
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From Glen Beck, all the way to Mitt Romney, it could be as close to you as one of your next door neighbors.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:04 pm
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LDS Godlets -- Next Generation of LDS Gods in training.
LDS Godlings -- see LDS Godlets

LDS Godlets will be rewarded with a portion of the reserve of matter and spirits that exist. As they grow up in their Godhood Godlets will create and populate their own worlds until all Spirits and Matter are consumed.

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Post  Post subject: LYINGLIKESHIT  |  Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:18 am
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This one's got Mormonism written all over it! LYINGLIKESHIT
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And additionally it even remarks of getting spanked for not telling the truth. Lying likes hit, hmmm, works well both ways.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:37 pm
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And here I thought it was the big sticky dog turd that everyone hopes not to accidently step on and carry around on their feet, into their vehicle or home. Once you spot or smell one, best step around or over it. Just avoid it, as best you can.

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Post  Post subject: LYINGLIKESHIT  |  Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:30 am
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teoma2 wrote:
And here I thought it was the big sticky (stinky) dog turd that everyone hopes not to accidently step on and carry around on their feet, into their vehicle or home. Once you spot or smell one, best step around or over it. Just avoid it, as best you can.

Jo$eph $mith made and left enough sticky (and stinky) doggy turds behind in so many US states, I could almost charter bus tours. Sure beats going to Mexico or Central America to any of those fraud, Ancient Book Of Mormon Ruins.

:titter: Joseph's Myth Tour Bus, ikindoflikeit.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:13 am
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teoma2 wrote:
And here I thought it was the big sticky dog turd that everyone hopes not to accidently step on and carry around on their feet, into their vehicle or home. Once you spot or smell one, best step around or over it. Just avoid it, as best you can.


But if you do get it stuck on you and in your home, you can get it cleaned up and sorted out and be extra vigilant. All is not lost. The cleaning up can show up the new and fresh.

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Post  Post subject: LDS Lasses Donning Their Smart Trousers  |  Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:45 pm
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Almost soon time we look after our British folks a spot more, out and about and try and give a wee more bit interest into helping to add some good English flair here and there.

FOTS & FNPR foroldtimessakeand4noparticularreason

So, speaking about Richard The Third, when your westie wants to go northy southy, pay it no mindee. Unless you might be lost in the woods.

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2014/0 ... ng-amazing

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:19 am
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Appears that my pooch needs to have a talking to and those new horizons explained to her, as she is not currently aligning herself up with the rest of dogdom.

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Post  Post subject: LDS Lasses Donning Their Smart Trousers  |  Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:37 am
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teoma2 wrote:
Appears that my pooch needs to have a talking to and those new horizons explained to her, as she is not currently aligning herself up with the rest of dogdom.



CSM Would probably have to admit it's because you must have an atheist pooch.
Go ahead and smile. :mrgreen:

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:23 am
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Its been said, by some observers, that dogs are only as smart as their masters.

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Post  Post subject: Right Over Their TBM Heads  |  Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:45 pm
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Elder Delaney http://generalauthority.wordpress.com/


Stuff that you hardly, ever, might be able to possibly accept a Mormon to "Get It" within maybe some type of a reasonable time frame.


http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.p ... 85/#593436
:-o

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Post  Post subject: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 7:04 am
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In-spur-a-shuns : When LDS folks "just knew" you were never a true believing Mormon. And consequently want little or nothing to do with you or your thoughts and views on things.

Donated by username Bold Wish, over at PostMormon, many thanks!

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:03 am
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Planetism.........when lds show more respect to kolob than to Earth

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Post  Post subject: Planetism  |  Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:47 pm
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Lilly wrote:
Planetism .........when lds show more respect to kolob than to Earth


Your word-smithing (heh-heh) of Planetism seems to possibly maybe already catching on!
How did you do that?
:titter:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall ... lth-route/

“We need a new vision of cooperative and democratic action at all levels of society and a new principle of planetism and wellbeing for every person on this Earth – a principle that asserts that we must conserve, sustain, and make resilient the planetary and human systems on which health depends by giving priority to the wellbeing of all."

Scientology iz going to be pissed. lol

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Post  Post subject: Utah Putting The "u" In chUrch  |  Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:35 am
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Remember, you can't be an angry ExMormon without lost expectations. Maybe a Frustrated ExMormon, Disappointed ExMormon, Upset ExMormon, Annoyed ExMormon, Irritated ExMormon, saying it however you may like. Until the cows come home and maybe there is More Mormon honesty and total LDS transparency.

Utah really puts the U in chUrch, as in YOU! Notice the small "c" in Church? (of course, you as in you and me)

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Post  Post subject: LDS Lucre Dollars Simonized  |  Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:41 am
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LDS Lucre Dollars Simonized, heh.

...waitforit :asleep:

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