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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:59 am
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LDS Keystone Kops, or what teoma2 might humor well, Mormon Keystoned Cops.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:34 am
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Didn't our new guy give us all a pretty decent one just the other day?

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:44 am
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MOPE: the current MOrmon equivalent of the poPE....

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:21 am
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Morpwned: Having your head (your mind) owned by Mormonism and their corporate LDS church.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:49 pm
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Facticious Mormons or maybe better yet still, Facticiously LDS.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:33 am
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Mitt Romney is Mormon, which makes it easier to maybe remember than just his initials, MR Mormon.

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Post  Post subject: Mormon Snookering  |  Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:09 am
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Mormon Snookering could now equal listening to the Mormon missionaries and then taking the LDS lessons for baptism into Mormonism.

Thanks t2!

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:51 am
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Mormon snookering can put yourself behind the eight ball of life, if you let it.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:48 am
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I got this idea from MarkRichards.

"Mordor" - Mark gives it as the ward.
Alternatively, of course, the obvious, "Mormon Corridor" - Utah and environs.
A ward, in that case, would be a little Mordor.

It could also refer to the corridor in the church building, connecting classes with The Chapel. "The ward Mordor."

So many possibilities, so little time. ;)


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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:36 pm
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Abinadi, now isn't that a real truth, dependent on the knowledge and information that one has!

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Post  Post subject: The Jell-O Brick Road  |  Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:10 pm
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The Jell-O Brick Road, is the exit path back to Leroy, New York. Back to upstate NY and back to where this thing called Mormonism got started, and coincidentally, exactly where the brand Jell-O got it's beginning too, heh.

What a way to "Click" your mouse a few times, and before you know it, you are safely out of the land of Mormon OZ forevermore.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:40 am
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Even those with Stabili Trac are advised to 'drive with caution' when upon it, eh? Pretty unstable situation regardless of your ground speed...far worse than glare ice after a sleetstorm. Never know where you'll end up either.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:44 pm
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teoma2 wrote:
Even those with Stabili Trac are advised to 'drive with caution' when upon it, eh? Pretty unstable situation regardless of your ground speed...far worse than glare ice after a sleetstorm. Never know where you'll end up either.


I try to now stay out of the land of Mormon OZ because of the slippery Jell-O Brick Road leaving many a traveler nearly stranded and without much resource.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40TY1Qylm70
Gives you an idea just how hard it it can sometimes be to try and get a grip on things.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:55 am
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You're not the only one Joseph, there are a LOT of others, both weary and wary of the Jello effect in regards to their own personal navigation system. My old Mormon one is now pretty much obsolete and dysfunctional too..

How about treating the search engine spiders with: LDS personal navigation systems?

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Post  Post subject: Happy LDS New Year  |  Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:56 am
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Happy LDS New Year: Maybe anytime an entire 365 days pass after finding out about the total Mormon scam.

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Post  Post subject: Mormon Mind-Jacked  |  Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:32 pm
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Our beloved teoma2 came up with this good one today, Mormon Mind-Jacked.

As in, "There I was floating along in my own happy life, when a couple of LDS people Mormon Mind-Jacked me into their little cult!", might be a proper way to use this word-phrase.

And is a lot like carbon-monoxide poisoning, where you start off maybe feeling pretty good and then get a little woozy and then perhaps depressed, followed by a lack of energy, poor thinking abilities, confusion and even death.

No big worries though, removal of the CO (invisible odorless tasteless) source fixes things just fine!

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Post  Post subject: Mormon Snark  |  Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:33 am
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The only one church in the world that's got a Warren Jeffs look-a-like (in behavior) not only as a prophet but also built up as a person deserving of continued praise?

And don't look at me, I'm not the one that built a new retail mall.

And then there's that pesky, Broadway musical hit thing, that just won't die and never seems to go away.

And is reminded of Romney's presidential bid and subsequent loss.

And tried to increase the old tactical usage with continued coverup of lying with the zipper of the Internet hanging wide open.

((We had better start a, "Be nice to a Mormon, day!", once a year on September twelfth)) No, you may not ask why.

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Post  Post subject: Mormon Matrix  |  Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:34 pm
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Remember! You get to choose.

http://difficultdiscovery.freewebspace.com/

And, here's a witty and direct tie-in to another thread you might enjoy or find helpful.
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4660

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:33 pm
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Any terms of endearment for that Nazi Jackboot Dieter Uchtdorf ????

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:29 pm
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CONDOR75 wrote:
Any terms of endearment for that Nazi Jackboot Dieter Uchtdorf ????

Diet-ing (Dieter) Bosom-Dorf (Uchdorf) + NAZI Jackboot is maybe a good start. It also may help to make Monson appear more like the giant hot-air Hindenburg, leading this disaster in the making.

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