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Founder
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:30 am
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Location: Utah
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Now that Brigham City temple has been dedicated, or whatever, if they're in the process or what not, the guilt has begun to spread to the local wards here in Utah.
The Mormons left a paper on my door again stating that a mandatory class was being held at 9am on Saturday at their ward house - and that Sunday dress was required. It was signed with a small quote by one of the twelve geriatrics from downtown SLC about the importance of temple attendance.
I tossed it in the trash.
Time to start guilt tripping the members into paying tithing.
My Saturday is MY Saturday, even when I was a member, there would be no way I'd get dressed up - and the family too - and hit the cult house on a Saturday MORNING to be guilted into why I wasn't attending.
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joseph's myth
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God of Poly-Folly
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:29 pm
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Build it, and they will numb.
_________________ God of Poly-Folly Folly{ If you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer ~ Stevie Wonder } .................. www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/.............. http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/.................. www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/God of Poly-Folly Folly
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God of Mythbusters
Joined: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:30 am
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Joseph, you just reminded me of an old Dolly Parton joke about her 'numbing procedure'...nummy, nummy nummy!
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joseph's myth
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God of Poly-Folly
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:29 pm
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teoma2 wrote: Joseph, you just reminded me of an old Dolly Parton joke about her 'numbing procedure'...nummy, nummy nummy! A breast augmentation procedure no doubt and not intended to reference any past medical treatment she could have received to the voice box or her two vocal cords. I'm replacing the best names I've held onto for years to maybe help describe missionaries seen in the field. Dumb and glum are for me forever going to be dummy and nummy, and now I'll also think there goes another couple of great, big boobs. _________________ God of Poly-Folly Folly{ If you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer ~ Stevie Wonder } .................. www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/.............. http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/.................. www.tudou.com/programs/view/7Q0q-Vv8sHQ/God of Poly-Folly Folly
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God of Mythbusters
Joined: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:30 am
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So much for the world of silicone, eh Joe? At least her lower back has recovered.
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Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:22 am
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Maybe the Cult is trying to appeal to Seventh Day Adventists as well...? 
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poliisi
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Stake President
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:57 am
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I just wonder how fast they'd escorted you out from this "mandatory class" if you had attended and started to question the cult in such an occasion?
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