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BornAgainChristian
Post  Post subject: LDS joke condensed from Beliefnet  |  Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:42 pm
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A Mormon acquaintance asked Mark Twain what he had against polygamy when it's a common Old Testament practice. He replied by quoting Jesus in the New Testament, "No man can serve 2 masters."

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yellowrose
Post  Post subject: Re: LDS joke condensed from Beliefnet  |  Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:59 pm
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LOL ! That is the best! Truly.

but on another note:

My husb can't decide which master he should serve... me or the dog... (no comments....you know who he chose!... he is 8 years old, white with brown patches and freckles)_


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BornAgainChristian
Post  Post subject: Re: LDS joke condensed from Beliefnet  |  Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:25 am
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LOL yellow rose my husband makes the same accusation w/ me about our pet & he's right! :titter:

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teoma2
Post  Post subject: Re: LDS joke condensed from Beliefnet  |  Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:46 pm
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Maybe that is why one of my past relationships failed? The woman in question told me that " I don't want to play second fiddle, after your dog"?

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BornAgainChristian
Post  Post subject: Re: LDS joke condensed from Beliefnet  |  Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:47 am
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Could be teoma2! No one wants to be 2nd, whether to one's birth family or in-laws, job, friends, hobbies, religion, kids or pets. Everyone wants one's whole loyalty in heart & attention, though I admit it is really hard to do.

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